Emily Emily recipe

Ingredients

25 ml raspberry vodka
12.5 ml Passoa liqueur
12.5 ml Plymouth gin
50 ml cranberry juice
3 kumquats
1 dash gomme syrup


Muddle the kumquats in the bottom of a mixing glass. Add the other ingredients and shake vigorously. Double strain into a collins glass, and serve.

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Another Cocktails drink.

Hot Lunch recipe

Ingredients

2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1 dash Tabasco sauce


Mix all ingredients in a cocktail glass. Garnish with a small pickle. Light contents of glass on fire. Tilt head back and have your buddy pour it into your mouth (very carefully). Have four more hot lunches and go to bed. You have no business going anywhere after the abuse you just gave yourself.